Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.
And now since I officially have permission to use this photo
I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.
i love the mbmbam thing where Justin is trying his best to make a joke and travis and griffin just act completely fucking stupid for the entire goddamn bit, and in the end the joke isnt even that funny
“I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!”
Cool. Don’t
“Be sure to pass my complaint along to management.” I won’t. In fact, I’m going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass
“You’ve lost a customer!” No. No, I wouldn’t call this a loss
Ma'am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you’re unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I’m experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this
Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. I don’t care
folk punk music just be like “im too poor to afford a therapist so im going to sing about my trauma over the sound of the jauntiest fucking guitar playing youve ever heard in your goddamn life”
